01-05-07 Guys vs Gals

I went shopping with mom, Joel and Phebe today and came to think of the differences between guys and gals. And since I CAN be called "A Man" now, I think I CAN give this topic a try... *ahem*... Hehehe...

Okay, this will be an entry that I will come back to update if I get new insights and inspiration, k? Here goes...

1. When laughing, guys laugh heartily; girls have to act 'gentle' and GIGGLE(HEEHEEHEEHEE)!!
2. When guys train their endurance, it'd be for marathons, triathlons, work; Girls do it for shopping sprees.
3. When the phrase 'net force' is mentioned guys think of the vector sum of all forces in a system; girls think of the 'NETT force' that determines whether an item's price is reduced in a sale.
4. For pleasure, guys game; girls shop.
5. When a guy is playing DotA on his computer, Call to Duty on Xbox 360 or Ridge Racer 7 on PS3, he is in a world of his own.(hint: Turn off the screen BEFORE you attempt talking to him. That way there WOULD be a 30% chance that he's actually listening to you.); the same for girls when they're shopping. Except that their senses don't get turned off because talking and gossiping is as important as breathing. They do NOT, however, feel any lethargy until the shopping is actually over.
6. To get a guy's forgiveness, cook him a REALLY delicious dish; girls? Bring them shopping... Of course... It's common sense that the credit card SHOULD be in THEIR hands.
7. Guys simply read the horoscopes in the papers and go, "BS..."; girls would read intently and go, "Yes, YES! So true! I will leave him clues to propose today!"
8 Guys talk dirty publicly (generally speaking...); Girls screw up their faces when guys do that but they can talk dirty till they get high among their own peers. (Don't pretend to act innocent now, you KNOW it's true!)
9. Guys act macho; Girls act cute.
10. Guys are amazed at how girls can talk for HOURS over the phone; Girls wonder whether guys even say a "Hi!" in between the time they pick up the phone and hang up.
11. A guy has become a man when he keeps tissues/a handkerchief in his breast pocket wherever he goes(Heehee...); a girl becomes a lady when she starts wearing heels.(okay... maybe this one is quite random... heheh...
12. Girls tend to look at things in a 'sentimental' way; guys look at stuff well... sensibly. :P
e.g: A picture of a guy pushing a girl on a swing: Girl- Awww.... That's so sweet of the guy. he must be a loving bf; Guy - Pervert! Where's he touching??!!

Phew.. That was hard work! I hope I don't get dragged into some toilet and get stomped my high heels and get my eardrums blown by high-frequency screams... Anyway... If you have any suggestions or disagreements, let it be known... Heehee... Of course, I'm sure more AGREEMENTS will appear. Heheh...