Monday, May 21, 2007

21-05-07 The Simple "Smile"-er Incidents in Life...

Last night, coming back from the movie and dinner celebrating CP's belated birthday, I sat on my bed thinking of many stuff in life that just makes me smile inevitably. Below are some of the little stuff that just makes us smile in life. I'm sure you can identify with most of them:

1) Your bus finally arrives after you wait at the bus stop and many buses have passed.
2)* Your bus arrives IMMEDIATELY the moment you get tot he bus stop.
3) Some Person Of Opposite Sex(hereon called 'POOS') is rumoured to like you.
4)* POOS That You Like( Hereon called 'POOSTYL') is rumoured to like you since Primary 3!
5) You complete a pass that leads to a goal/3 point...
6) *You SCORE the goal/3 point...
7) *You steal possession of the ball from someone else.
8) *You win Settlers of Catan, beating Joseph at it. :P(Sorry to be proud...)
9) You get invited to a function/party/show
10) **You get invited to go to the above WITH POOSTYL! AND the POOSTYL actually had someone ELSE do it for him/her because he/she was too shy!(Oooo... MAMAAaaaa!! Score, baby!)
11) Friend/POOS praises your outfit.
12) *POOSTYL praises your outfit! (That's all that matters, oh yeah!)
13) *POOSTYL praises your character. "You're a nice guy/lady. Mind if I get to know you better? Coffee or tea later?"(Now this is SOOooOOoooo much SWEEtteEErr!!)
14) Someone posts a NEW comment on your entry in your blog.
15) *Someone posts INTERESTING comment...
16) POOS loses footing and manages to smile still.
17) *POOSTYL loses footing and STILL manages the sweet, sezy, dazzling, captivating....... smile!
18) When playing Uno, everyone knows the colour of your card but the person before you plays a card of a different colour but of the same number as your LAST card. (UNO GAME!!)
19) *When you're playing in a band(3-piece band, jazz band, school band, symphonic band... all types of bands la!), the band ends off a song in perfect sync!
20) *Executing the moves in a mass dance perfectly on time!
21) *Flipping open the question paper and 2 of the 5 essay topics happened to be the ones that you studies the precious night.
22) Meeting a good friend at what would've beena very boring dinner which your parents would've been busy entertaining their joker friends who make snide and sarcastic comments abt you and you can only fake a smile for your parents' sake.
23) *No long queue at the canteen's best food stall. (Food ma... of COURSE happy lo!)
24) Lose tickets to some performance/show/event but still be allowed entry after some procedures.
25) *Arrive JUST on time before they seal off the doors for a performance/show/ blah blah blah...
26) Your keys snap in half only AFTER you unlock your door/lock.
27) *Completing a buzzer shot.
28) *Receive a msg/call/email from a friend who happens to be overseas.
29) Wake up on your birthday morning and see greetings from many friends in your handphone. 30) The shirt/good/item that you like at a certain stall happens to be the VERY LAST ONE they have available.
31) Getting the right word when playing charades.
32) Receiving a msg from a 'long-lost' friend on MSN Messenger.

And a few that are relevant more for guys...
M1) Your favourite soccer team's opponent gets a red card. (I'm not mentioning goals here because guys don't just SMILE over goals, right?)
M2) Your car hits the top speed/a high speed on a straight road in town.
M3) You come home to a handsome whiff of spaghetti and lamb chop.

... And for the ladies...
F1) A POOS holds the door open for you after he goes through.
F2) *A POOSTYL holds the door open for you after he goes through, then his sparkling eyes meet yours as you thank him, and he tilts his head and seducingly says...... "No prob."
F3) Someone tells you your shoes/earrings are nice.
F4) *POOSTYL tells you your earrings are nice, then he reaches for your ear and holds your earring in his strong, firm palm and you can feel his warmth seeping into your ear.

(*Indicates a BIG smile!) :D

Okay... Now for the POOSTYL stuff, I might JUST be a LITTLE over dramatic but... I'm sure you wouldn't think that it's untrue, right?

And... No I'm not saying this from my past experience...... I'm trying to think of all possible scenarios...!

8 comments:

Kah Ying said...

out of those scenarios u listed, only 1 scenario made me smile geniunely... no 21!! 'coz i jz encountered tat tis morning.. tee hee.. u rock!!

jtkl89 said...

heheh... exam now eh? haha... u mean the rest u jz smile fakely? huh? hu rocks? me? y?

Frank said...

POOS...sounds wrong yet funny, haha. U've included lots of POOSTYL and u're saying its NOT from past experiences? hahahaha why do i doubt that joseph. you've already got a special someone and u're not telling the C-rappers? :P:P

jtkl89 said...

Hmmm... POOS sounds suitable vocab 4 Mr. Toilockio wat... LOL! ok ok... i admit... it's from OTHER PPL's past experience. hahah...
dun worry. my special someone is still waiting 4 another 2 yrs at least.

Kah Ying said...

abathen? i guess u 4got all the msia education system since u r in spore now.. normally we hv tests rite b4 semester hol rite? hahaha.. erm not 2 say fake la.. jz hvnt experienced gua.. haha.. u rock la duh.. coz can think such scenarios.. lolz..

oooh btw! tis morning had my bi essay n guess wat title i chose?

LAUGHTER!!

dun wry, din copy urs la.. :p

jtkl89 said...

not 4got. in OUR time, it used 2 b AFTER the hols, did YOU 4get? heheh... havent experienced??!! ALL 29 n some others of em??!! Where've u been in life? hahah... can think of such scenarios? God rocks 4 GIVING me thoughts of such scenarios! heheh...

If u DID copy mine 4 the EXAM, i wudnt reli mind IF it helped u 2 get gd marks lo. Glad 2 c tat u're being MORE optimistic tho. heheh... unless u were trying 2 prove tat it don't exist in ur essay...

Kah Ying said...

OHHH RIIIGHT.. I guess IM THE ONE who 4got.. *smacks forehead* hehe..

mayb i did experience them b4 but i nvr try 2 rmbr all those.. aiya u no de lah... 8 seconds of memory, rmbr? lols..

wat la.. meaning i was being pessimistic b4 la?? hahaha.. dun wry, im writing the positive side... :)

jtkl89 said...

great 2 know tat u're being positive! WHEEE!!!